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I'm going to bet this guy is not having a good day. I love the end of the clip when he checks out the rear of the car then walks off as if he just made it fit.

What the hell was this idiot thinking?

What more do we know about Mars' atmosphere? It's hundreds of times thinner than Earth's atmosphere and is made of 95% carbon dioxide, 3% nitrogen, 1.6% argon, and contains traces of oxygen, water, and methane.There are an amazing number of six current live probes exploring Mars. However, only a few show atmospheric phenomena. Here are some of them

Swallows before storm

The best of television news folks' lip slips. You know those, they're the terrifically awkward moments when an anchor says "blow job" instead of "block party," or accidentally outs their station's weatherman. They're completely embarrassing, uncomfortable, and downright amazing.

"Excessively loud television commercials are annoying and drive families away from quality programming," Wicker said in a news release. "This bill is a common sense approach to a problem that plagues individuals across the nation and will create a more enjoyable television experience. The bill has companion legislation introduced.

More than half of Britons think Christianity is likely to have disappeared from the country within a century, according to a survey.

Finally, a modern file system on a consumer OS As if Grand Central weren't enough bad news for Microsoft, now they have ZFS to contend with. Building a reliable, high-performance file system takes years and Microsoft doesn't have years to respond. The formal announcement is for Snow Leopard server, which is how Apple introduces new file systems.

The plans have been drawn up - the bombs will drop soon.

His revolutionary ideas about the way the universe works will finally be put to the test this year at Switzerland's Large Hadron Collider, which will be the world's most powerful particle accelerator.The accelerator, estimated to cost between $5 billion and $10 billion, could provide answers to questions physicists have had for decades.

Realistic image of Niko Bellic.

There is water ice on Mars within reach of the Mars Phoenix Lander, NASA scientists announced.

The truth is so simple.......

Perhaps he really does mean for change...He personally called the women that were not allowed on stage with him to apologize. Can you see McCain doing this?

Presidential Airways, a Blackwater sister company also owned by Blackwater CEO Erik Prince, is arguing in a Florida courtroom that its contractors in Afghanistan (who were responsible for the deaths of US troops when they flew a plane carrying troops into a mountain) should be tried under Islamic Sharia law—you know, the legal code of the Taliban.

Parts of the blogosphere have been buzzing over the discovery of a 1.5-meter Ethernet cable that is being sold for the insane price of $499. The cable would cost you $4 elsewhere. The manufacturer is Denon, and the target customer is the "audio enthusiast." Apparently "audio enthusiast" is Denonese for "sucker."

It seems that you can create almost anyone as a Spore. King Bowser is no exception. Check out Mario’s arch nemesis, Bowser, grow his own ‘Baby Bowser’s’ from the ground up, literally.

“F" Soulja Boy! Eat a D***! This Fool single handedly killed Hip Hop.”Those are the words of Gangsta Rap veteran, Ice-T, who appears on DJ Cisco’s Urban Legend mixtape with a few choice words about Soulja Boy.

Listen to the whole thing. He starts to sound like your older retarded brother towards the end.